Una Disastre

In the worst disaster to befall the country since the defeat of the Spanish Armada in 1588, the heavily favored Spanish Team fell to Switzerland, 1-0. Yes, Switzerland. Those neutral, yodeling bankers. Spain no longer controls its own destiny. The streets of Madrid were eerily quiet. The papers will call them chokers tomorrow and national morale will plummet. And oh yes, the country is also bankrupt. And if Spain does not win the group and finishes 2nd, they likely play Brazil. It's the first time the Swiss have defeated Spain in 19 tries. Spain had 25 shots on goal but the Swiss defense was iron. They played well, but just couldn't score. It's easily the biggest upset of the World Cup so far.