Not Proud

Work is picking up. Por fin (finally!) i'm so sick of writing porno screenplays. But you do what you got to do during the lean times. However, if you watch porn (which i know you all do) i don't recommend any of the following titles. They are just crap. I know because i wrote them;

The Ass Menagerie

I Know Who You Did Last Summer

Silence of the Labia

Big Trouble in Little Anus

A Tale of Two Schlongs

Mary Poopings

Penisocchio

Two Whores and a Nun go to the Sperm Bank

I'm not proud, but it's a living. Now i can go back to writing REAL fiction.