Hardly

(Mammaries of Summer, part 4 - Annie and I)

Talked to Mum last night. She turned 55 yesterday. Yeah, that's right - she had me when she was 13! You wanna take this outside you flea bitten hoor????!!!!

Just like i tell the IRS; that's how it happened. That's my story and i'm sticking to it.

I'm New Jersey Italian from Palermo, and the Pigs will never break me.

This summer, Colin was joking with me about something and he called me a criminal. It was kind of weird that his intellect has developed to that point. And what the hell are H and K telling him about me? Not that it matters. The boy has known me long enough. He knows i'm warped.

So i gently corrected him. I said, "You mean 'Hippie.' I hardly break any laws."

He had a dubious look on his face.

Ahh..... How many times I've seen that look on his father.