Pigeons are Nuts

JUEVES

Yesterday a paloma (pigeon, see also rat with wings) flew into my bedroom window. He smashed into it, fluttered backwards and then flew off. I almost pooped my pants. It scared the hell out of me. One window was open but he missed it and planted his face into the closed one.

Birds hate me. Like that seagull bastard that stole my hotdog right out of the bun on Elllis Island in 2007.

The other day i saw a girl with a shirt that said I eat love, in English. WTF? I tried to figure out what it meant but all of the images that came to mind were pornographic.

VIERNES

On Wednesday night, Real Madrid defeated Barcelona 1-0 in extra time to win their first Copa Del Rey title in 18 years. And later that night, around 3:30am, Sergio Ramos dropped the Cup from the top of the bus and the Cup was hit by the front right wheel causing extensive damage. Brilliant! You can watch it below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_7J1vpweD4&feature=topvideos_entertainment