Questions of a Lifetime

We are the roses in the garden,
beauty with thorns among our leaves.
To pick a rose you ask your hands to bleed.
What is the reason for having roses
when your blood is shed carelessly?
It must be for something more than vanity.
-10,000 Maniacs

Q Why does it always rain on Semana Santa?

A Because if you really believe that Jesus died for your sins and you celebrated it by taking the week off, going to the beach and getting drunk while at the same time commemorating Jesus dying in a most horrific way - if i was God, - then i'd piss on your parade too. Literally. I'm just sayin'.
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Q Why i am i always searching for a flat?

A Because i have a disagreeable nature and people don't like me

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Q If God has always existed, then who created God?

A No really knows for sure, Billy, but most likely GE or Unilever
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Q Nothing changes but everything stays the same. How can both be true?
A Everything is

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Q Why are we here?

A What the hell else would you be doing?