martes, 16 de marzo de 2010

Sun and Earth

POD Syndrome: The Perils of Online Dating

At the behest of American Laura, i tried another online dating scene on Sunday. You answer questions, create a profile, upload pics, etc.

This chick from TN emailed me. From her profile, i became clear that she;

-felt all same sex relationships were wrong
-saw the Bible as a source of inspiration
-answered a question "Which is bigger, the sun or the earth"; EARTH

That's just proof that
the Bible Thumper idea of intelligent design is the stupidest Goddamn thing i ever heard.

Here was my reply to her:

Hi Kathy,
- Nice to hear from you. You're very attractive and you seem nice, but we seem to be diametrically opposed politically and spiritually.

1. My sister is gay and has been with same partner for over 15 years. They have a Civil Union in the State of New Jersey (Woo woo!) and i don't see anything wrong with a same sex marriage.

all you need is love
-The Beatles


2. The sun is approximately 1.3 million times the earth's volume.
The Sun is large enough to hold about 1,000,000 (one million) Earths.

3. I live in Madrid. Not Madrid, Nebraska. Madrid, Spain. There are 4,730 miles between us, not to mention a big ocean. I´ve only been to Tennesse once, and in all candor, i hope it stays that way. No offense, i am just a Northeastern type of guy as i grew up near New York City

4.I believe that most organized religions exist only to control and manipulate us into what the people in power want us to do.

“Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn’t, it’s that girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.”
-Homer Simpson

i wish you all the best but don't see us as a potential match at all. And then there's the whole
living on different continents thing. All the best


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