domingo, 5 de febrero de 2012

Stupor Bowl

Prediction: 27 - 17 NYG. The Giants lift their 4th Lombardi Trophy.

Tom Brady cries. Giselle files for divorce in June, admitting that she and Danny Devito have been having an affair for the past 3 months. Rhea Perlman is indifferent to the whole thing.

Robert Kraft is sued when a report emerges that a Kraft Single actually has has -1.4% cheese, baffling dairy scientists around the world and sparking threat of war from France. Kraft goes bankrupt and the Patriots are sold to Giselle, who promptly trades Tom Brady to the Cleveland Browns for a keg of beer and a lifetime supply of beef jerky.

Nit Romney wins the Republican nomination and it's a dark day for Massachusetts. 2 weeks before the Republican National Convention, the people of Mass. agree to sell it back to the Wampanoag Indians for a dollar. The Wampanoag Indians sell it to Mark Wahlberg and Matt Damon a few weeks later. Wahlberg and Damon agree that the Commnwealth will continue to opperate as before except that all citizens must change their middle name to 'Red Sox' and that Ben Affleck must sell all ownings in Mass. and never return.

Just call me Nostra-dude-imus.

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