viernes, 27 de julio de 2012

Don't point that thing at me

This post is not recommended for hominids under 17

The olympics come to London. This is Wenlock, the official mascot. Yes, he looks like a penis, but then again this is the country that coined the words wanker and wanking (both of which refer to masturbation.) Still, i'm not sure a male member with lobster claws was the best choice to market a global event. 

And just in case there was any doubt as to the phallic nature of this thing, here's Wenlock in a Union Jack condom (we don't want athletes in the olympic village going home with STDs, do we?)

And it's expected to be so cold and dreary the next few days that many female volleyball players have said they might forgo the traditional bikinis. Hell no! That's going to put a real crimp in the wanking

SO good luck, London. And thanks for reminding us that making fun of the English didn't end after 1776 and the War of 1812.

I'm off to get a coffee and some breakfast.

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