Desperate times call for desperate measures. Henceforth, Apple Inc. and i are happy to announce our new prototype - the M-chip. Once you have one of these silicon buggers jammed into you cerebrum, you will no longer be able to watch such moronic shows as, The View, American Idol, America Lacks Talent, Desperate Housewives, Charmed, etc., or anything with Tim Allen, Rob Schneider, Dana Carvey or Bob Costas. The screen will just appear as psychedlic colors and all you will hear is Led Zeppelin, Rush, Pink Floyd and the Who. The New M-Chip: 1/3 Steve Jobs, 1/3 Aldous Huxley, 1/3 sensibility/.
So get your kids fitted with one today! Watch their grades go up, their setting of bugs on fire go down, and their sense of well being soar!
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